clitty clinger

The poor bastard at a party who can't leave his date alone for a second, afraid to lose her to another guy.

He trailed along behind her and waited at the bathroom door.

by Alan October 1, 2004

Bollinger

A person who is scared to use the bathroom while other people are in the bathroom

Don't be a Bollinger, just use the bathroom.

by Ihatecommunists August 22, 2016

Collingwood Football Club

the worst team in the AFL. they need to suck some cock.

they are total shit

Collingwood Football Club is a fuck wit

by go freo August 16, 2020

Collider

An undefined terrifying device.

Hey what's that new device in the kitchen? Is it a collider?

by zyo October 19, 2008

dinger clinger

a speedo
something alot of british people wear to water parks
a tight bathingsuit bottom for men that show there dingers

child: Those two men are wearing dinger clingers and you can see everything!
mother: were did you learn that word?!?!
child: i made it up!

by flavr saige September 4, 2007

Collinsed

To repeatedly injure yourself in stupid scenarios, often causing humility and disdain. Most prevelant in Irish regions but can be experienced in other geographical regions.

Did you hear about Greg? He Collinsed himself again with a radiator. Last week he Collinsed himself while running with scissors in the hall.

by Flyasophical April 3, 2009

collagerate

Usually, but not always, people work together to achieve some common purpose: they collaborate, often under the tutelage of a whip. Think pyramids. These days, there is a sense of the mashup, the taking of others' work to produce another, then another, and so on. This is collageration, from a collage culture. Like in a school art class, finding images in magazines that you could not create yourself, but that serve the purpose you have in mind, or even put a purpose into your mind. We collagerate, we take from each other, knowing that each of us has a piece to contribute to a greater whole, that will become even greater in the next generation.

I collagerated with Pablo Neruda to make a new mis-translation of his poems.

by zmat March 14, 2009