The coffin

When one lies motionless on top of another person while their sexual organs are interlinked.

Quentin was unamused when Timmy gave him the coffin last night.

by laff11 December 6, 2016

Cuffing Season

The worst time of the year

Darren: Hey bro, you good?

Ted: Nah bro. It's cuffing season

Darren: Fuck

by urbanspinch December 30, 2021

Mobile Coffin

Any larger varieties of dual-cab pickup trucks, SUVs or RVs that are filled to capacity with Senior Citizens (age 55+). Mobile Coffins are generally hazardous to the public as they are usually unaware of their vehicle's speed (driving well below the speed limit), waning attention to detail (driving through a red light or stopping at a green light), and poor judgment of distance vs time (pulling out in front of you). Mobile Coffins may also cause more casualties than who is currently occupying the vehicle. This is mostly due to the age of the driver who is currently manning the helm.

Did you see that Mobile Coffin blow through that red light? Yeah, he almost clipped that guys rear end.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
Employee: "Are you kidding me? I was stuck behind something like 5 Mobile Coffins...there was no way I was getting here."

by DefMasterG March 2, 2010

black coffin

When a black man is buried in a vampires lair and getting mushroom slapped buy the vamp

Dude I herd Larry the nigger got black coffined by that vamp

by Grass man September 18, 2017

Bunkbed Coffin

An artist known mainly on Youtube and TikTok. Most know him for his voice sounding almost identical to Kurt Cobain’s. He is very talented, and kind to his fans.

His socials;
TikTok: BunkbedCoffin
Instagram: BunkbedCoffin

Youtube: Bunkbed Coffin

by UndergroundCelebritism June 2, 2021

Coffin

A regular automobile such as a Honda Accord or a Toyota Camry. The name refers not to the safety of the car but to the fact that the people driving them don't really live. They are already dead.

My mom wanted to buy a coffin but my dad would let her.

by Joe Iron February 16, 2008

cuffing

When a hooker keeps the money she earns from her pimp

Pimp Daddy: Hoe! yo been cuffing my cash! *slap* Dont make me use to pimp stick on you again!

by larzen November 1, 2007