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cocks

boss: "congratulations, johnson, you're being promoted."
johnson: "cocks!"
by al jorgenson May 3, 2004
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'cock

Short for shuttlecock, another name for a badminton birdie.
Mark: "So how did last night's badminton game go? Looks like you got a fat lip there."
Jim: "Yeah Steve owned me pretty badly. He whacks the old 'cock around pretty good. Once I totally set him up by lobbing it to him right in front of the net. He slammed it straight into my face and I had no time to react..."
(Jim's mom walks in)
"...and I ended up with his 'cock in my mouth!"
Jim's mom: "Well I never! Get out of this house this instant! I will tolerate none of that kind of behavior. You're not welcome home anymore!"
by Nicholas D June 27, 2008
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cocking

fucking, having sex with, screwing, ramming, etc etc
gross the fag is cocking the teacher
by bunny & sasha January 7, 2004
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Cock

i have a cock
by Randy S. and Ben K. September 21, 2003
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Cock

a man's penis, reffered to as such because of the proud strut of a rooster.
his cock was long and proud.
by Konsento June 6, 2003
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Cocking

Cocked or the act of cocking. A single thrust sex act performed by a man named Joe so powerfull resulting in a jack hammer like effect.
Nikki's boyfriend was not satisfying her enough therefore a cocking was in order.
by Senior Waiter November 2, 2010
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Cock

A male chicken, Typically can be identified as a Cock (Rooster) if it has red scrotum looking things handing on it's Beak.
1,Cock that rooster
2,That cock running around like a chicken with it's cock chopped off!
by Sky69 August 12, 2019
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