by al jorgenson May 3, 2004
Get the cocksmug. Mark: "So how did last night's badminton game go? Looks like you got a fat lip there."
Jim: "Yeah Steve owned me pretty badly. He whacks the old 'cock around pretty good. Once I totally set him up by lobbing it to him right in front of the net. He slammed it straight into my face and I had no time to react..."
(Jim's mom walks in)
"...and I ended up with his 'cock in my mouth!"
Jim's mom: "Well I never! Get out of this house this instant! I will tolerate none of that kind of behavior. You're not welcome home anymore!"
Jim: "Yeah Steve owned me pretty badly. He whacks the old 'cock around pretty good. Once I totally set him up by lobbing it to him right in front of the net. He slammed it straight into my face and I had no time to react..."
(Jim's mom walks in)
"...and I ended up with his 'cock in my mouth!"
Jim's mom: "Well I never! Get out of this house this instant! I will tolerate none of that kind of behavior. You're not welcome home anymore!"
by Nicholas D June 27, 2008
Get the 'cockmug. by bunny & sasha January 7, 2004
Get the cockingmug. by Konsento June 6, 2003
Get the Cockmug. Cocked or the act of cocking. A single thrust sex act performed by a man named Joe so powerfull resulting in a jack hammer like effect.
by Senior Waiter November 2, 2010
Get the Cockingmug. A male chicken, Typically can be identified as a Cock (Rooster) if it has red scrotum looking things handing on it's Beak.
by Sky69 August 12, 2019
Get the Cockmug. 