counting kleenex

Trying to get to sleep by repeatedly jerking off.

Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.

Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.

by Shuaman April 22, 2016

Coasting

A guy or girl who goes back and forward between two or more people

One moment they are talking or"messing around" with one person then they go to next and talk or mess with them.
Can't make up their minds on who to be with or talk to.

L.Hunter

Mikey is coasting, he goes back and forward between both girls, He can't make up his mind on who to be with.

by L.Hunter September 10, 2016

courting out

initiation out of a gang

yo you hear joe's gettin courted out

by Melissa February 6, 2005

Clouding

Having sexual intercourse with someone else or just hanging with someone

Yeah mom, I’m just gonna cloud with egnasio.

I’m clouding ur mom

by Zenfire December 23, 2019

Irish Closing Time

The Act of Finding EVERY Drink in the Bar and Consuming it before A. the bar closes, B.someone throws you out or C. you pass out. This includes stealing other drinks as well.

John ended up in the hospital last night because he stole a mans drink during Irish Closing Time.

by TheIrishman1up May 23, 2010

Santa-clausing

Santa-Clausing is a joke that you do to other people's houses;
basically you climb on the other person's roof and start stomping on it.

Person 1: Ding dong ditching and forking is for pussies, we should Santa-Claus other peoples houses
Person 2: Hell yeah, I love santa-clausing people!

by john johnson 6667 January 22, 2016

Counting Coup

Like the basic definition, but counting the number of people you've had sex with.

I'm doing alright at 20, but that's probably minor Counting Coup to others.

I know one woman that claims at least 50 (Counting) Coup. She's a badass.

by headrift March 17, 2018