clitoris

A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.

Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.

"Along with the City of Atlantis, the clitoris is one of mankinds greatest myths."

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

clitoris

a potential target for an attack

So lets say Bin Laden comes in and cuts off her clitoris...

by solifitop September 26, 2007

clitorasaurus

Clitoris, Clit (colloquial)
a small sensitive and erectile part of the female genitals at the anterior end of the vulva

Oooh, you should have seen the size of 'er clitorasaurus.

by sami knight November 13, 2007

clitoris

the clitoris...were to start...well its the best place for the girl
when you finger or fuck,its suppose 2 make a girl have a orgasm...which is cool but regaurdless of her pussy smelling like peaches or fish..tht water stuff stinks...but yea when you touch it while fingering...the girl gets very "happy" and starts grabbing your hand very hard and moaning...good stuff...lmao mr.lutz

mr.lutz-class smell my finger
tyler-...ewwww dude wtf were u doing with ur girl in the movies
mr.lutz-..CALM DOWN its not fictional...i touched the clitoris...
tyler-sweet can i touch it

by that1guyis May 3, 2008

clitoris

1. A highly mobile, dot-shaped nub deviously located in the vulva and designed by nature to turn what is otherwise a pleasurable male sexual experience into an imposition.

2. Something that highly successful people often find in others.

1. Her clitoris kept on dodging my index finger until I got writer's cramp and threw in the towel.

2. Helmut Kohl found the clitoris of the German people.
Margaret Thatcher found the clitoris of the English people. Her boss found the clitoris of the company's management board. Pete, could you please try to find the clitoris of the sales department?

by Carolus Galviensis August 29, 2007

New Clintonism

When a choice of two is given and a decision is made between the two only for the choser to later realise they rejected something better than what they chose. Therefore New Clintonism is a choice made between two things which is later regretted.

"You chose to buy a Skoda over a BMW only for it to break down a week later? That's New Clintonism, man."

"You kept the baby and it turned out to be a pain in the ass? That's some major New Clintonism"

by Brit2008 March 21, 2009

Clititoris Rex

What someone who isn't knowledgeable of the female anatomy calls the clitoris

Kid 1: Hey do you know what a clitoris is?

Kid 2: What's a clititoris rex?

by kyleshoward December 15, 2009