Clear Channel

(n) a wealthy right-wing religious conservative group that hopes to clear all channels of independent thought from the airwaves by purchasing every radio station in the country and silencing any opinions that conflict with their extreme Republican agenda

It's really interesting how Clear Channel all of a sudden considers Howard Stern to be obscene so soon after he starting spewing anti-Bush propaganda.

by fduck April 2, 2004

Claire

Claire deserves your immediate attention. Claire makes effort look effortless. Claire stays up late and still looks gorgeous. Claire has no love for logic. Claire loves fast. Everyone cares what Claire says. Claire gets in everywhere. Claire can't be ordinary even if she tries. Claire pays for itself in the first five seconds. Claire doesnt care at all what others are doing. Claire was born that way. Claire trumps everything. Claire is worth it.

Being in love with Claire is a dream.

by The-Outfield January 18, 2011

claire withdraw

the disease of missing claire a whole fucking lot

dude im have claire withdraw again, i wanna die.

by lolzzz1234567 September 1, 2010

clear people

A politically incorrect term for white people.

You see all those clear people bungee jumping?

by straight_evil January 13, 2007

Claire

On the outside, she's gorgeous, smart and funny. On the inside, she's loving, passionate and caring. Every single thing about her makes you want her so badly. She's the girl who at times has no confidence in herself, whether that be in sports or in life. But she should know that she shines like the brightest star in the universe to everyone who truly knows her. She can make anyone's bad day a great one, someone you can always lean on when you feel down. She means so much more to people than she knows. She's the person who you try to ignore but can't ever stop thinking about. She's the person who always has something she thinks is the funniest thing ever, and yes, at times it isn't really funny, just listening to the excitement and joy in her voice makes you laugh along with her. She's the girl you always want to be with, but separation makes you realize how truly special and unique she is.

Wow, I'm crazy in love with Claire.

by SquatsIsMyLife October 30, 2014

Claire

A magical rainbow stretching over a field of unicorns.

Mike will love claire forever and hopes she knows it.

by a deer in headlights September 9, 2010

clairerizing

To have sex with a girl named Claire.

I'm up in the apartment clairerizing.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003