Edwardian cladding

While giving your partner a facial or indeed general spunking on while sat astride them, point out that "this job could benefit from some Edwardian cladding", whereupon you shit on them and grind it all over by sliding back and forth over there body, giving them a good coverage of jizz and faeces.

Thanks for the hand job pet, no need to wipe it off as I'll finish off with some Edwardian cladding.

by MoRgANaNaToR666 March 23, 2021

Dirty Jean-Claude

When a guy cums on two buns and slaps them onto your arse so they stick before eating you out.

It was a great night after he did a dirty Jean-Claude on me

by Klumsy_Moose May 3, 2022

cladabccls

cla-duh -bee -kels(n.)--pertaining to women who loves to fuck.

--girls that wants to fuck the ralphmeister

--girls craving dick

--word invented by seth

" I saw seth last night surrounded by Ralpheezys cladabccls"

"I dont wanna go out with her cuz shes from a cladabccls"

by Ralpheefuckingeezy November 9, 2007

Clad

A joke lasting only a few days which was Killed by Conor O’mara on 22/02/2020. RIP CLAD

Wanna go clad ? No I don’t you fucking cretin

by Net124 February 21, 2020

clamdigger

the act of making a women squirt while also performing cunnilingus and catching the ejaculation in your mouth.

It was so hot when I was going down on her and got the full clamdigger flavor

by Tbone Soprano July 31, 2007

Claude

To be a treacherous sack of horseshit who no-one can rely on

Man 1: Did Tom really ditch us for that other group?
Man 2: What a fucking Claude.

by Alois Trancy's Ghost February 20, 2019

clard

A clitoral hard-on.

Thinking about T.I. makes me so clard

by Moves like swagger August 26, 2013