Crackerslacker

When you start having anal sex but are unable to finish

Last night I put it in her ass, but she was so tight I lost my hard-on. I guess you could call me a crackerslacker.

by Sweet@$$poisob August 17, 2020

Crackers

Means something is insignificant and bland, since crackers are not even good enough to be considered "cookies".

"Andy, no one remembers that you were accidentally unmuted in Physics. You are making a big deal out of crackers."

by C.Defines March 16, 2021

Pocket Crackers

Another term for condoms, used in reference to the the fact that you keep condoms in your pocket, and crack open the packaging. It also references the square shape that condom packages share with saltine crackers. Typically used in rural Pennsylvania.

Our late-night date was put to a halt when we realized I completely forgot to buy pocket crackers.

by ladyzoe December 27, 2016

clacker

The small object inside a spraypaint can that mixes the contents when shook.

The can went "Clackety, clack, clack, clack" as it rolled across the floor.

by phat104u January 7, 2005

Shit Crackers

a phrase that is used much like "Son of a bitch." Used mostly to discribe disappointment.

I walked to my car in the parking lot and said "Ahhhhh Shit Crackers!" due to the fact that someone had keyed my honda.

by Mike Lent October 30, 2003

crackers

Supposed "racist" term referring to white people, because they "cracked" the whip at the slaves. So, if you think about it, its quite a positive term.

"Dees cracka ass crackers be whippin at mah shit."

by Steven January 25, 2003

Christmas crackers

The testicles (from rhyming slang, Christmas crackers = knackers).

Kevin was very excited: Britney had just asked him to show her his Christmas crackers. Two minutes, and a slap round the face later, he was so disappointed when he realised the pop-babe had no knowledge of British rhyming slang!
Contributor's footnote: A merry Christmas to one and all.

by Dunky Oggins December 25, 2003