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Chuck Norris

He is the most awesome person and will pwn ur face with his unstopable roundhouse kick. He is also the king of the universe.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars, thats why there no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris invented water.

China used to border North America, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it through the Earth and up the other side.

Automobiles were made to get away from Chuck Norris, not be outdone he invented the car accident.

The reason why the universe is expanding is because it is trying to get away from Norris.

The Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.

Spiderman was bit by a radioactive spider, Chuck Norris was bit by a radioactive god.
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Chuck Norris

God created Adam and Eve.
He got bored with Adam, so created Chuck Norris.
Chuck got pissed, so killed Adam, and fucked the bejesus out of his wife.
He populated the entire earth, because all of the sperm roundhouse kicked the eggs into coming into the womb to be fertilised.
by Son Of Norris October 6, 2008
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Chuck Norris: Only man to ever catch all 150 original Pokemon in under 2.7 seconds
Walker Texas Ranger (Chuck Norris): Bulbasaur!! I choose you! VINE WHIP NOW!!
by HarT [<3] April 3, 2006
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Chuck Norris

To beat someone's ass uncontrollably without feeling or remorse.

to chuck norris, chuck norrised (past tense)
Motherfucker if you don't make me a sammich, i'll Chuck Norris your bitch ass
by Phat Daddy December 22, 2006
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Chuck Norris

The creator of language.
The curer of polio: roundhouse kicked a bottle of aspirin instantly creating the remedy.
Father of infomercials.
Father of Steven Seagal.
I'm gonna Chuck Norris my way to fame and advertise this piece of shit!
by lyrix4u December 5, 2007
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Chuck Norris

The brother of God, the favorite of his Mom, and kicked Satan's Ass... Plus, God was sooooo jealous, He left Chuck Norris out of the Bible.
Erm no example. Chuck Norris will shoot me from his eyes if I wrote one...
by wtfnoobzor October 4, 2009
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Chuck Norris

One hell of a sexy beast totally kicks ass on Walker Texas Ranger( coolest show ever)! He is probably the sexiest man alive!!
by Chelsea Fraind April 2, 2008
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