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Chuck Norris
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The brother of God, the
favorite
of his Mom, and kicked
Satan's Ass
... Plus, God was sooooo jealous, He left Chuck Norris out of
the Bible
.
Erm no
example
. Chuck
Norris
will
shoot me
from his eyes if I wrote one...
Chuck Norris
by
wtfnoobzor
October 4, 2009
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