cousee

Coolest well-known nigga,who is getting the cheques.keep chicks to always catch feelings.

I'm the cousee

by splease July 30, 2017

you choose

When a girl wants something specifically, but is trying to keep her “my turn to choose” card. Do not make the mistake to choose the wrong thing.

In a two options situation:
Mathematically speaking there is a 50/50 chance that you choosed the right thing.

Statistically you improve your winrate if you decide to go for the thing you hate more.

Even if it is not the decision your girlfriend wanted you will earn a “I choosed this because I assumed you like it more” card (if used correctly it has a similar value like a “get out of jail” card).

Boy: We go to the football match or the opera ?
Girl: You choose.

by thailand_expat May 17, 2018

Chosen

A cute boy that is amazeballs. Loren loves him very much and thinks he is amazing and beautiful.

Loren loves chosen

by LorenG October 6, 2018

Chouster

Slang term used to describe the male reproductive organ.

May also be said as 'manchouster'.

"That sucks chouster."

by Scott/Callum May 16, 2004

chomse

to copulate with a chimpanzee, also known as chomsing off. People who are chomses can often only attract monkey kind. they often have very hairy backed, strange acting children. they are very tender lovers, and enjoy grooming each other daily. using a variety of positions for the Karma Sutra to maximize the use of the chimpanzees flexibility. Chomses have achieved a world record in the art of sexual positions.

note to anyone who comes across a chomse... take advantage of their loose morals when drunk, a very interesting night is sure to follow.

i meet a really hot chimp, and we totally chomsed off!

by Laurani January 16, 2008

Chorse

One who loves both cheese and horse equally. Somebody who eats just as many cheese slices as they own horses.

Colt Conrad is in fact a Chorse.

by Dummy 986362 February 27, 2019

Frozen Chosen

Fundamental, right-wing, Tea Party conservative Christians who believe they are the Chosen of God. They live in the Old Testament instead of the New Testament. They have cold (frozen) hearts towards anyone else that is not of their extreme form of Christianity. They lack compassion for those in need. They believe that our military is Christian and should dominate the world by force; Crusades.

The Frozen Chosen look down on the poor, because they believe that if they were the "right kind" of Christian, God would bless them with wealth.

by Goofyfan November 27, 2011