Whilst receiving fellatio from a woman, the man pulls out and proceeds to spin his dick in a circular motion while repeatedly cock slapping her followed by the man yelling "get to the chopper!" before blowing his load.

Also known as the Schwarzenegger

"Last night I told my girlfriend to get to the chopper"

Friend 1: "Did you get her to the chopper?"

Friend 2: "No, she didn't make it"

Get to the Chopper by thegooddrbill May 6, 2013

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Nigger Chopper

A name white male republicans give their shotgun, usually a remington 870 12 gauge, to chop up some niggers breaking into their home.

As he woke up late at night, he saw his TV floating away. He picked up his Nigger Chopper and put a shell in the chamber. The sound of the pump action on the Nigger Chopper made the TV crash to the floor.

Nigger Chopper by Dandongding September 3, 2018

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cock chopper

A toilet seat that is mounted backward on the pan causing it to overbalance and not remain in the upright position; instead coming crashing down past the urinator creating a momentary flash of panic and misdirection.

See Ben's bathroom. Note that trains and aeroplanes have a clip mechanism to prevent this happening.

cock chopper by TLO Smudge April 30, 2004

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rodney chopper

A Sunday League footballer who likes to foul alot!

"They are a right bunch of Rodney Choppers."

rodney chopper by Alistair Challans September 13, 2008

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