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A chooch is when your friend lola drops cheese on her cooch. (cheesy cooch)
"Lola, you have a chooch"
Chooch by kels25 November 10, 2025
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A lazy piece of shit deli employee.
Zach is being a chooch like normal.
Chooch by Chicken guy 666 December 10, 2025
When your having sex or masturbating and before you get off you cry yourself to sleep.
"Better not chooch on me" or "Choocher no chooching."
Chooch by stellaBlueu13 January 14, 2026
The noun and verb for using a vape or in reference to one. Particularly used by Canadians and Yanks such as myself.
Canadian Chud: Hey Tony can I rip your chooh?
Yankee Tony: Bro im on 5% get outta ere'
Canadian Chud: Lemme chooch that chooch please?
Yankee Tony: chugga-chugga choo-choo
Yankee Tony: Blows dragons out of nose and ears and holds up the Vape Nation hand signs
Canadian Chud: Stares in astonishment and liberation
Chooch by DoucheKanoe February 26, 2026
To call someone a “chooch” is to define them as someone who just messes everything up all the time. Or you can also use it to describe someone who has their head in the cloud all day. Usually to describe someone who smokes a lot. Also can be used to describe a joint or a vape.
Your stoner buddy Emil drops the whole ounce of shake on the shag rug.

“Ah Emil man you’re such a fuckin’ Chooch”

Emil also can’t get his life together.

“Emil man you need to stop being a chooch and get you’re life together.”

Emil has also been chooching your vape for the past hour on the road trip and keeps yapping while burning thru half ur pod.

“Yo Emil man pass the chooch already you’re smoking coils right now”
Chooch by Jaxsherbinski March 11, 2026
Karen wanted to lick my ass, but stopped to say that my chooch was too dirty.
Chooch by DR_BUKKAKE March 31, 2026