DoucheKanoe's definitions

Zogslop

Meals or MREs which are directly served to the gentile by institutions such as Schools, Prison, Work or the Military.

Chud: This prison cafeteria food is such Zogslop!

by DoucheKanoe October 30, 2025

Chooch

Slang word for a nicotine device or vape typically used by younger people. The term comes from a reference to the steam (vapour) a train expels when it uses its steam whistle (choo-choo)

Bro 1: Hey bro can I hit your chooch?
Bro 2: Sure, but its almost empty.

by DoucheKanoe October 30, 2025

Goyslop

Mass produced, obesity inducing, and highly processed food products.

Chud: Burger King is total Goyslop, I think I may switch to a Goyfeed diet.

by DoucheKanoe October 30, 2025

Sloppa

Large, messy and typically unhealthy meals consisting of simple ingredients; typically home cooked.

Chudjack: I think I am going to make some Sloppa for din-din tonight!

by DoucheKanoe October 30, 2025

Goyfeed

"Alternative" diets promoted by elites to minimize resource usage.

Chud: I'm not interested in your beyond meat burger Goyfeed!

by DoucheKanoe October 30, 2025