Definitions by DoucheKanoe

Chooch

The noun and verb for using a vape or in reference to one. Particularly used by Canadians and Yanks such as myself.

Canadian Chud: Hey Tony can I rip your chooh?
Yankee Tony: Bro im on 5% get outta ere'
Canadian Chud: Lemme chooch that chooch please?
Yankee Tony: chugga-chugga choo-choo
Yankee Tony: Blows dragons out of nose and ears and holds up the Vape Nation hand signs
Canadian Chud: Stares in astonishment and liberation

Chooch by DoucheKanoe February 26, 2026

Sloppa

Large, messy and typically unhealthy meals consisting of simple ingredients; typically home cooked.

Chudjack: I think I am going to make some Sloppa for din-din tonight!

Sloppa by DoucheKanoe October 30, 2025

Goyfeed

"Alternative" diets promoted by elites to minimize resource usage.

Chud: I'm not interested in your beyond meat burger Goyfeed!

Goyfeed by DoucheKanoe October 30, 2025

Zogslop

Meals or MREs which are directly served to the gentile by institutions such as Schools, Prison, Work or the Military.

Chud: This prison cafeteria food is such Zogslop!

Zogslop by DoucheKanoe October 30, 2025

Goyslop

Mass produced, obesity inducing, and highly processed food products.

Chud: Burger King is total Goyslop, I think I may switch to a Goyfeed diet.

Goyslop by DoucheKanoe October 30, 2025

Chooch

Slang word for a nicotine device or vape typically used by younger people. The term comes from a reference to the steam (vapour) a train expels when it uses its steam whistle (choo-choo)

Bro 1: Hey bro can I hit your chooch?
Bro 2: Sure, but its almost empty.

Chooch by DoucheKanoe October 30, 2025