Definitions by Jaxsherbinski
Chooch
To call someone a “chooch” is to define them as someone who just messes everything up all the time. Or you can also use it to describe someone who has their head in the cloud all day. Usually to describe someone who smokes a lot. Also can be used to describe a joint or a vape.
Your stoner buddy Emil drops the whole ounce of shake on the shag rug.
“Ah Emil man you’re such a fuckin’ Chooch”
Emil also can’t get his life together.
“Emil man you need to stop being a chooch and get you’re life together.”
Emil has also been chooching your vape for the past hour on the road trip and keeps yapping while burning thru half ur pod.
“Yo Emil man pass the chooch already you’re smoking coils right now”
“Ah Emil man you’re such a fuckin’ Chooch”
Emil also can’t get his life together.
“Emil man you need to stop being a chooch and get you’re life together.”
Emil has also been chooching your vape for the past hour on the road trip and keeps yapping while burning thru half ur pod.
“Yo Emil man pass the chooch already you’re smoking coils right now”
Chooch by Jaxsherbinski March 11, 2026