chooped

An elegant, meditative high that is much more sedating than simply "chopped". I.e. chopped with a twist

Tyler: Carl's been locked onto that couch for DAYS maan, how'd he get so chopped?

Kyle: He ain't chopped bro, he's fucking chooped.

by TACOBELLCRAZ June 2, 2015

chopped lover

Similar to chopped liver, is having sex with someone when all other options are exasperated. Could also be used in place of friends with benefits.

Yeah we're having sex, but he's just chopped lover.

by Laundromat August 24, 2016

Chopped

Chopped is a word meaning that you have just (cut) something in (half) or in (multiple) (pieces)

The man used a knife and chopped his penis off cutting it in half and then cutting it multiple pieces and then putting it into a nice salad with ranch dressing.

by Black dildo September 16, 2019

Chooped

To pick something up with your ass cheeks.

I accidentally chooped the dressing gown as I was brushing my teeth.

by Suzamatron February 12, 2020

chimped

Replaces 'gimped' to describe someone who is permanently crippled by a combat injury. Refers to a popular putdown of President Bush.

Poor bastard. Their convoy hit an IED and bang - chimped for life!

by daredevil June 29, 2004

CHOPPED

chopped is having some laughing out the ass

he had me chopped .

by tuty21 June 12, 2012

chopped ass

the stingy afterburn that results from lack of attention to severe swampass

it was so hot out yesterday, that after i mowed the lawn, my chopped ass kept me off of my feet all night.

by Zimdaddy August 16, 2003