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Cream Chipped Queef

Noun

1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.
"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Wood chipper

A person who consumes the sexual energy of men and leave s th a shambled, emotional wreck on the floor, not unlike a scattered pile of wood chips on the floor. see: Fargo.

Synonyms: man eater,
Usage: Kelly really fucked him up good. Just like they did to Mark and Tony. What a wood chipper.
by Deepderper August 14, 2017
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The Chippendale Lunge

The manner of movement, to witch a male dancer if positioned over a sitting subject, drops his head below the subjects eye line and rises between the legs of the subject.
The Chippendale Lunge is a male dance move that is sexual in nature.
by 9x May 28, 2018
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good chipper

Good chipper do not do that! That’s why I like chips
by readheadedmastermind September 18, 2021
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Dirty Chipper

A man who can cum 1 liter in 2 minutes, and then do it again in 1 hr
Bill: Richard is SUCH a dirty chipper.
Ainsley: I want him to blow a load on my face
by kk_hill6 February 27, 2022
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Ron chipper

The holiday contrasting the Jewish High Holy Day, Yom Kippur, where you instead indulge in a multitude of sinful activities, unbothered by the religious consequences of those actions.
“Im really glad I spent today celebrating Ron Chipper”

“Dude are you hammered? Do you mean Yom Kippur? Aren’t you supposed to fast and repent?”

“No that’s a different holiday. I recognize Ron Chipper, instead.”
by SPORTSBRO October 9, 2022
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Porcelain Chipper

A person who, while standing up at a urinal, launches his urine out so hard and heavy, it can break (or chip) the porcelain.
Jason can stand 15 feet away from the urinal and still comfortably navigate his urine in for a safe landing. It's the reason we call him a porcelain chipper.
by Yazorillowitz June 10, 2024
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