Cheeto Pie

When you bang a girl with Cheeto dust in her vag, cream pie her, then finger out the concoction for her to eat off your fingers.

Dude1: “Bro, did she really let you Cheeto Pie her last night?”
Dude2: “It ain’t easy being cheesy my guy.”

by DrunkMonkeyDude October 4, 2020

Cheeto Zombie

Someone so completely mesmerized by Donald Trump to the point of being completely mindless.

Dave walks in, talking about how donald trump is the best thing to ever happen to america. Dave is a Cheeto Zombie.

by De Lumpdumper April 22, 2018

Cheeto Lock

Severe constipation caused by the mass consumption of Cheetos, locking up your bowels and causing you to pass out on the toilet.

Somebody help me unlock the bathroom. Wade has passed out from Cheeto Lock.

by Thenormandy January 6, 2022

cheeto sauce

the residue left over from eating cheetos

Hey look at all this cheeto sauce

by Dorito sauce September 7, 2017

Cheeto Benito

Another nickname for U.S. President Donald J. Trump

A:Trump wants to build a wall!
B: I hope Cheeto Benito can make the mexicans pay for it.

by crekcrek January 20, 2017

Cheeto Balls

Cheeto Balls

I love Cheeto Balls!!!!

by cheeto_ball May 9, 2022

it's a Cheetos thing

When you get Cheeto dust up yo penis

It was a It's a Cheetos thing

by Thetatochip December 28, 2022