Los Cerritos Middle School

Living hell. 99% mexican pot heads...horrible teachers...like a jail; no windows and their too cheap for air conditioning so we all die.

Kathy: so you go to los cerritos middle school?
Billy: where?
Kathy: your school....
Billy: oh, you mean living hell

by Yoloisthemotto27 July 27, 2012

Certified Lover Boy

noun
*derogatory*

Whore.

"I'm just a certified lover boy..."
"No, you're just a whore."

by jixxcuit September 4, 2021

Forklift Certified

Coined by angry girl bosses at GZR during the online university crypto war of Spring 2021.

Forklift Certified began on the now defunct website forkliftcertified.ca.

The meme suggested that forklift certification had a direct correlation with attractiveness and reproductive success.

Dr. Johnson visited forkliftcertified.ca to learn about how he to, could become forklift certified. Little did he know that he was about to be met with a series of surreal forklift memes and affiliated NFT products.

by REALkj May 2, 2021

Cerial

Just like the word serious but more seriousness. Usually used by the more popular kids at school.

Dude I'm Cerial I really did it with Carmen Electra.

by John Greg October 19, 2007

cerial killer

The person who is wanted for the murder of such people as Tony the Tiger and the Trix rabbit.

I know there is a cerial killer on the lose when i see a leperachan drowned to death in milk and is imprisoned in melted marshmelllow! beware all iconic cerial mascots! you may be next!

by oh noez!!!!!!! October 1, 2007

cerote

Turd.

Widespread use in Guatemala. Commonly used as an insult. Also popular as an (albeit obscene) term of endearment, akin to "motherfucker".

Que tal, cerote! (What's up, motherfucker!)

by Saul P. October 9, 2003

Cert

A female that is visually unpleasing to regarde.

"Hey, have you seen Susan Boyle lately?"

"No, i'll go out on a limb and still assume she's a cert right?"

by moleman12345 September 22, 2011