California Camry

A less boujee term used to describe the Tesla Model 3 when the owner wishes to not sound like a dick.

Yeah so I have the Tesla 3, but I don’t wanna get into the Tesla Gloryhole thing so if people ask I just say it’s a California Camry

California Camry by canham July 11, 2020

Carly Rae-Jected

To find out that the person you like is gay, as seen in the music video for Carly Rae Jepson's song "Call Me Maybe".

Girl 1: Well, I was gonna ask Tom out, but it turns out he's gay.
Girl 2: Ouch. Carly Rae-Jected.

Carly Rae-Jected by seinakyou July 23, 2012

Matt Carr 

A legend in Somers, Ny that will call you on your phone letting you know if there’s no school or not. He’s the man

“This is Matt Carr calling from the Somers Central School District, please be advised that all schools will be closed due to the inclement weather”

Matt Carr by mangojuulpod April 15, 2019

Saddle For Carrying 

When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.

Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.

Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."

***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."

Saddle For Carrying by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021

carny 

1. freak

2. shortform for carnival

3. Someone who works at a carnival

I saw an extremely fat and tugley carny with unusually small eyes which got much bigger when it smelled my popcorn.

Want to go to the carny?

That nice carny over there gave me a discount on cotton candy.

carny by CannyVanni January 5, 2011

carrying the sherpa 

acting without a proper plan to execute

you can't climb the Everest, carrying the sherpa. you need a solid and safe route to conquer.

carrying the sherpa by kelamist September 26, 2018

Carey tavern 

Carey tavern is The bar in Westfield Indiana that is rachet as fuck and is a meat market for all the men that can’t get laid at a good bar. Carey tavern hosts the worst karaoke in all of Indiana. The DJ likes to creep on young women in hopes of finding someone slightly attractive than their cheating wives. The entire bar smells like a gas station bathroom that you find in the middle of nowhere that is stained with the smell of meth. The local people will tell you it’s the best bar in town.

Hey bro, let’s pick up some Carey tavern strange!

Carey tavern by Barofregret August 5, 2018