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California 

A joke, a place where we recall governors for fun and replace them with movie stars who can’t speak.
California by Caffeinecrazed12 November 19, 2003

California 

All the faggots live in California !!!
California by Faggot April 11, 2004

california 

A Mexican Infested gun grabbing communist pile of steaming dogshit.
Guy A: So where you from?
Guy B: This Shitty ass pile of crap mexican hole. Sometimes called California.
california by Shitty Mc Shit February 6, 2008

california 

A State full of homosexual ROMANS who worship Satan.

It's funny they make the outrageous claim of being "tree huggers" and yet they've chopped down every tree in sight and all that's left is to do is shoot eachother on the freeway.

They also make the outrageous claims of being enlightened,rational,tolerant etc.

Yet if you disagree with them they'll fuckin cap your ass.

And oh yeah they also say guns are bad.
haha haha hahah haha ha...
california by Peter Griffin March 10, 2005

California 

Personal homestate, with a cool governer but shitty everything else. Positive sterotypes fail to come through yet all negative sterotypes apply.
American #1: Let's nuke California.
Californian: But our chicks are hot and we surf and stuff.
Former Californian: First part is untrue, second part simply gives a better reason for the bombing. Nuke the shit.
Californian: But we're diverse.
American #2: Not like immigrants will stop coming in anyway.
General American Population: Nuke the shit.
Self-Hating Calfornians: Nuke the shit.
California by Mike Ward November 16, 2004

california 

Adjective: used to describe people, things or actions that are not authentic.
1) Don't hug me if you're going to give me california hugs.

2) Yuck. This fat-free chicken tikka masala served on a bed of iceberg lettuce is so california-Indian.

3) Heh, don't you just love her new california nose?
california by Blossom September 13, 2005