caleb

a fucking idiot

“ that guy’s a caleb! “

“ what’s a caleb”

“ a fucking idiot “

by cowwhore September 26, 2019

Christian Calendar

The way in which some Christian churches envision and celebrate the 365/366 day year. Sunday begins the week, every week. Emphasis is given to Christian holy days rather than secular holidays

The Christian Calendar begins with the first Sunday in Advent (the four weeks before Christmas) and moves through Christmas, Epiphany, Ordinary Time, Lent (the 40 days, other than Sundays, before Easter), Easter, and Ordinary Time. Other special days within the Christian Calendar celebrate and draw attention to specific events in the life of Jesus Christ and/or the Church over the millenia. These include: Baptism of the Lord, Transfiguration of the Lord, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, Maundy Thursday, Good Friday/Holy Friday, Ascension of the Lord, Day of Pentecost, Trinity Sunday, All Saints' Day, and Christ the King.

On the Christian Calendar Easter is a season instead of just one day.

by scubarev May 2, 2006

Caleb's fro

The definition of amazing in all possible aspects. Synonymous with GOD!!

If you are not going to hell you are going to Caleb's fro.

by Jon's Hair December 26, 2007

calém

full of energy, activity, and enthusiasm

"a calém view of the future"

by OBSAM4 November 9, 2020

Plantation calendar

The Calendar was created for a new more Heavener American Kingdom on earth. Used exclusively on the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation." The year 1999 was flipped to create 1666. This secret calendar was synchronized and moved forward from that year. In the peaceful Heavener Plantation zone, it is the year 1688, while on this lawless earth it is 2022. In eleven years it will be 2033 on earth, while in the Plantation zone will mark the turn of another century at 1699. Another chosen one will show up in that year.

The creation of the top-secret Plantation calendar in 1999 was not declassified until 2017.

by Spiritual-Master March 19, 2022

caleb

that guy you know.....ya know.....does giant penis ring a bell?

girl one: i was with caleb last night

girl two: who?

girl one: you know.....that guy with the giant penis...

girl two: OH YEAH!!!!

by jeighjeigh December 17, 2013

caleefohneea!

A place once called California, but its name has long since been changed by a certain man who has taken control. This man is known as the governator.

Welcome to CALEEFOHNEEA! My name is AHNOLD and I am DE GOVEHNATAH!

by The Messenger October 14, 2004