Cafe crush

A person you fantasize about or have feelings for because you talk to them frequently at your local coffee shop.

"Look, there's Mark in line." "Oh, the guy from the coffee shop?" "Yeah, my cafe crush."

by Lexi1991 March 30, 2025

Cafe Chickens

Restaurant patrons who leave lousy tips.

Customers who tend to come in large parties that seperate checks to pay the smallest individual tip. These customers usually order discounted items on the menu, use coupons, and ask for water with extra lemon and sugar to avoid paying the price.

"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"

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by NiENiE September 20, 2012

The Social Cafe

A central location for entrepreneurs and business individuals. Usually those who visit The Social Cafe tend to have extremely creative minds and an innovative spirit.

I swear all entrepreneurs know how to do is eat, sleep and go to The Social Cafe.

by ncass November 28, 2021

Koala Cafe

Koala Cafe is a restaurant with ugly ass 6 year olds with slow management

Koala Cafe is a racist place

by riahs3xual on tiktok July 6, 2022

Cat Cafe

Another term for a woman’s vagina.

Bob went to Lacy’s cat cafe.

by Mandysword June 3, 2022

castelli cafe

Castelli Cafe is the UK home of Castelli Cycling apparel. Castelli Cafe uses Twitter and Instagram for social purposes and is the founder of #cafelove a friday feel good vibe

Castelli Cafe is the best place to buy Castelli in the UK

by bikeGeek March 17, 2014

Cafe Women

Cafe woman was a popular phrase used in the 1940's thru the 1980's for a loose woman in the African American community that frequented clubs and cafe's that played blues music from a juke box. She was a woman that hung out in such establishments usually drunk or drinking. She was normally scantily dressed, with a top on that was too small for her breast. They are very loud when they talked, ill manners and would carry assorted weapons like a knife, small pistol or a straight razor in their bra or purse. They normally come to the club alone of with another cafe woman.

Cafe women are sexually loose and loud women that get drunk and hang out in blues cafes.

"Terry's sister was dressed like a cafe woman with her breast all out. I smelled alcohol on her breath, and when she leaned forward to pick up the keys she dropped, a straight razor fell out from between her breasts!!!"

by 82663 January 1, 2022