caintard

Derived from "McCain" and "Retard". A name given to anyone who's ferverent support for Senator John McCain clouds their judgement in monumental ways.

QuadZeroRoute/Barackalypse: Obama / Biden - Osama Bin Laden SEE the similarities people? Jesus Loves You and hates homosexuals and abortions! Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran!!! America FTW!!! WOOHOO!

Digger: fucking caintard.

by Anonymous424 October 20, 2008

canten

A really cool, funny person. Good to talk to over the phone. Good looking. Very athletic. Likes sports like basketball, cross country running, football, and baseball. Loves to travel to many different places.
Drives the ladies insane.
Is a very good dancer.

Look at that Canten. He is driving the ladies wild

by backkak September 29, 2010

cantanker

to fulfill the qualities of being a cantankerous whore.

amanda: "Aaron, quit making fun of me for my inability to cook." *aaron gets slapped* Matt- "AMANDA!! quit cantankering you cantankerous whore"

by socswimball13 September 11, 2011

cantaloupe juice

The mixture of cum, spit, and whatever lube is used after a nice titfuck. Often also slurped up.

You should've seen her chug my cantaloupe juice last night.

by Kroniso May 15, 2016

mexican canteen

The act of drinking anal juices after sex. Can be used for both men and women.

Person 1: "I had hot shower anal with a 57 year old black dude at a truckstop!"

Person 2: "Were you on top?"

Person 1: "Hell yeah, and I drink the juices coming out of his ass afterwards!"

Person 2: "Damn! That's a classic Mexican canteen!"

by Daddybutter March 1, 2015

you cant see me

a phrase used by the nigga version of (JOHN CENA!)

ta ta ta taaa ta ta ta taaaa - you cant see me- the time is now

by mrm3tuba October 20, 2019

Cantankerous

bad-tempered
cranky
cross
disagreeable
fretful
grouchy
grumpy
irascible
irritable
nasty
peevish
petulant

sierra; uugghh you smell cantankerous today.

jade;; oooohh but i am!

ryan;; no need for the tude.

jade;; shut up before i punch you in the fore head and embarrass you!

( ryan walks away crying)

sierra;; hmmm that was a cantankerous move.

jade;; yah i know but he deserved it he had the audacity to be a stupid head.

sierra;; well hope your day gets better and less cantankerous

(walks away)

(jade smells something and realizes what it is)
Jade;; dad you smell bad

jeena;; eewww


Jim; OOHHH CRAP!!!!

THE CAT PEE'D MY JACKET

Kiki(the cat);; meow.




how cantankerous.

by sierra&jade February 10, 2009