buttering the bagel

kind of like waxing the carrot . . . but more like punching the clown, really.

dashboard confessional sounds like my neighbor buttering the bagel.

by mickey bien September 24, 2006

bitching

slang for coll or something hot looking

it is a surf slang word
That is a bitching surf board dude.
That chick is bitching.

by Ashlee Fisher November 8, 2007

Buttchink

A word substituted for any other word, generally an insult.

You stupid... buttchink!

by Joe November 24, 2004

Bitching and Winning

A point beyond perfection, unattainable to most humans. A level of awesome so great others may mistake it for drug use.

I’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t perfect and bitching and winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’ and just delivering the goods at every freakin’ turn. --Charlie Sheen

This sandwich is so bitching and winning.

by conrad1952 March 16, 2011

buttcoiner

A staunch critic of Bitcoin and/or proponent of the adversarial Buttcoin.

The buttcoiner seethed as Bitcoin's value topped $24,000USD in late 2020.

by Tamnimal December 20, 2020

Buttchugger

An insult of medium offense, comparable to the words dick, gayboy and knobhead. Derived from the idea that the victim of the insult drinks, or chugs, feces from another's behind, or butt.

Man, you know Garry? He's such a buttchugger!

Man 1: I'll kick your face in, you knobhead!
Man 2: Just try it, buttchugger, see where that lands you.

by Advance March 8, 2013

buttering

Doing a 360 around your thumb with a pen, marker, pencil, or other writting utensil. Although difficult to get down at first, it becomes second nature to butter around 7 times in a row.

English was slow today, so I was buttering with my pen for twenty minutes and got 15 in a row.

by gone laggs May 4, 2010