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brownie baker 

an alternate way to say fudge packer. because the meaning isn't as well known, you can actually call someone a brownie baker to their face and they will be oblivious.
Kevin, the brownie baker, wears those sparkly shirts and masturbates to gay porn in his dorm room all the time; what a tool.
brownie baker by polobrute September 22, 2006

Brownie Vacuum 

When someone sucks shit out of another person's asshole
hey baby bend over so i can be a brownie vacuum.
Brownie Vacuum by Bigman354 June 5, 2010

brownie sneeze

when a part of someone's body is covered by a large number of small moles or freckles, looking the same way as it does when you sneeze with a mouthful of brownies
Someone brownie sneezed multiple times on Jason Segel's body.
brownie sneeze by poodletoast August 30, 2010

Brownie Chaser 

A man who enjoys other men's butts, specifically when his penis is inserted forcibly into said butts.
Tim - "Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas was such a brownie chaser!"

Eric - "I know, he raped my dad a few years ago..."

brownie king 

A gay man who enjoys havinganal sex with another man.
Lady: That dude is hot, but he is a brownie king...
brownie king by its not cup! November 2, 2018

Brownie Batter Splatter 

When you have a shart so vicious it breaks through your pants and splatters onto someone or something.
Last night me a Jessica got freaky. it all went well until I got hit with her brownie batter splatter.