Broccoli

Be very cautious around a broccoli.
No not the broccoli you get with your dinner.
I mean a 6ft tall veggie boy.
This broccoli usually takes the form as a Burt.
They are usually harmless but I’m telling you he could be the one to take over the world.

Yo broccoli is such a fun guy!

I’m telling you broccoli will be king one day

by MidgetGirl101 October 15, 2020

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Broccoli Man

Heroin Kingpin of chicago, self proclaimed bitch stealer.

I saw broccoli mans stem and creamed

by Tomato Tom October 16, 2020

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Broccoli belly boo boo

A stomach pain caused by the consumption of larger amounts of broccoli. It is sometimes incorrectly referred to as a stricture. This is completely incorrect.

Hannah: “Ow, I had a lot of Broccoli and Popcorn and my stomach hurts, I think I have a stricture.”
David: “No, Hannah, you probably just have a Broccoli Belly Boo Boo. You should see a doctor immediately.”

by 042407062001 November 21, 2020

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broccolishit

When a human beeen eats broccoli (stockz and all!) and their poopie cumz out lookin liek theys eatted broccoli cause its brocooli colored!
*Journal of Nature submission pending. *2021 Nobel prize in Science pending.

Hembry ate broccoli. He even ate the stalks. His next poopie looked like broccoli. Hembry had a broccolishit.

by anonymous June 18, 2021

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