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familiar broccoli

one of the most greatest friends and simp in the world
by Mukurro June 26, 2021
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Magic broccoli

A very rare strain of marijuana grown and found mainly on the eastern coast of Massachusetts and Connecticut. This godly indica has the strength of a rhino and the hit of a Holy Ghost. This rare bud is only sold discretely for certain people and is said to be the best weed on earth
Oh man the things I’d do for some magic broccoli right now would be ridiculous
by The New York hillbilly July 20, 2023
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Broccoli

Broccoli the shaz of vegetable's.

always plays the victim

Broccoli is the most gay vegetable always dry humming males
Broccoli get off cauli and see shaz
by Spud kicks broccolis head in November 30, 2023
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Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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Broccoli and the peacock

A complicated sexual position similar to 69, that can only be performed by straight couples.
Jenny isn't pregnant. All she does with Bill is broccoli and the peacock.
by Renee Lame October 12, 2012
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broccoli face

a person that is being very annoying and ridiculous and you want to kill them
whenever you want to kill someone, call them a broccoli face
it makes you feel much better, trust a person of experience
by UncleMonty_01 February 25, 2023
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Broccoli

OMG THE BROCCOLI IS SOOO CUTE
by Michea May 22, 2021
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