We been Knew

When a sis spills the cold tea

Friend: Mrs. Janet is a queen, like I stan her so much!
Me: WE BEEN KNEW SIS!!

by Summertroth August 9, 2018

Been a Fan

When someone that CLAIMS they DON'T like you but know EVERYTHING about you and stay having your name in their mouth. They Been A Fan

Girl, you been a fan

by hotbytch14 November 25, 2010

Osama Been Laden

past tense.

after seal team six kicked in the front door, Osama Been Laden.

by surpriseattackninja October 31, 2011

Bastard Been Fuck

Being a sly, horrible, dirty cunt who nobody likes.

"That Ben guy is a Bastard Been Fuck"

by Benmaz1f April 23, 2017

She's been on more Jocks than Tube Socks

Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up

Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.

by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009

I've been whammied

Being surprised/slapped with an close to impossible task which can be accomplish only with the use of magic, voodoo or some sort of conjuration.

My boss came to me yesterday, I've been whammied !

by Granit May 15, 2014

Brændan

Indecisive. Couldn't decide between an a or an e so did both. Hates his hair, super self conscious. Femine, kind of chubby, loves donuts. His parents own twenty five donut hole factories. You want to be his friend!

Brændan stop eating donuts!

(Starts eating donut holes)

by BigOffKeyFan August 12, 2017