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bootsjerry

Often times, the sexiest man alive. he is always watching, and he has a greasy ass afro.
Why do i feel like Bootsjerry's watching me
by janitor Josiah February 14, 2022
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Radio Boots

More commonly known as Fuck Me Boots. Comes from abbreviating Fuck Me to FM, which is also an abbreviation of the radio broadcasting band of Frequency Modulation. Normally used when talking around persons who may or will be offended by the term Fuck Me Boots.
Dave: "Did you see that chick that walked in with the radio boots? Any higher & she wouldn't have needed that belt she's wearing as mini-skirt."

Greg: "I know, can't half tell why she's here..."
by Vorpal Cougar February 7, 2009
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Toblerone Boots

A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.
Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)

Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)

Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"
by TheMasey October 1, 2012
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Butter Boots

when spider man is slowly approached from behind by his father, a large African-American man from the east side, south of Compton just as a man with a "whats over there penis" attempts to J-hook it in to spidermans rectum as his father texts CHa-Cha, asking if any women have ever had one of their boobies accidentally ripped of while at a Sting Concert and is now forced to work at ihop (Ha Ha get it!!!)
AWWWW thats my batman!!!

.............butter boots
by Niggabob Funpants February 7, 2012
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Alabama Bootstraps

The long, dangly, meaty labia of a female relative.
I snuck into my cousin’s room and hiked up her night gown and gave a good tugging to her Alabama bootstraps before I cornholed her.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020
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Scam bots

Scam bots are the kinds of bots that go on social media websites and will attempt to you scam in many different kinds of ways including trying to get you to get a free movie, get free currency from a videogame, try to get you to participate in their fake giveaway, will offer free hacks/exploits for a videogame, etc. What all of these kinds of ways have in common is that they will all try to get you to click on their link which a lot of times is malicious and can either be a virus, cookie logger, iq grabber etc. Even some sites like ones that give you some kind of reward from downloading apps, doing surveys etc are also considered a scam because you are earning less money in an hour than you would at a real job and its often kids under 13 participating in these so it would be illegal because you cant collect information from kids under 13. It is widely advised not to click on their links unless you have some kind of protection on you like a virtual machine (VM) or a Virtual Private Network (VPN). These scam bots mostly appear on popular websites such as Twitter, Instagram, Youtube, Reddit, Tiktok etc.
There are Scam Bots appearing more than ever since quarantine.
by AverageUrbanDictionaryUser February 25, 2021
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Josh Betts

Squeaker and really small also mega sus
by Darwin manship June 15, 2021
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