New Boston is a small village-like town in southern New Hampshire. This town shares borders with Bedford, Goffstown, Amherst, and other small towns.
New Boston is a primarily Caucasian town with one town center general goods store, and one local restaurant. It is common to refer to the women of New Boston to be, “the most beautiful women in all of New England.” One can get lost in the beautiful greenery of the town, and worry not, the upper class citizens of New Boston are kinder than they are rich. Local legends state that at midnight on July 4th, a ghost train can be heard throughout all of New Boston. All and all, New Boston is a small slice of paradise for lovers of nature, genuine people, and a relaxed life.
New Boston is a primarily Caucasian town with one town center general goods store, and one local restaurant. It is common to refer to the women of New Boston to be, “the most beautiful women in all of New England.” One can get lost in the beautiful greenery of the town, and worry not, the upper class citizens of New Boston are kinder than they are rich. Local legends state that at midnight on July 4th, a ghost train can be heard throughout all of New Boston. All and all, New Boston is a small slice of paradise for lovers of nature, genuine people, and a relaxed life.
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Nobody does any of the things they're supposed to do in Boston. If you ride the duck tours, you can be sure the driver is a tourist as well, who is only staying in the city for a few months
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a melting pot of culture and real people ... Where kids call their mother's "Mah" and sports is a lifestyle....Where the people who wrote nasty comments below are just jealous that they're not from there. I would be bitter too if I were from the boons.
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Get the Boston Burrito mug.most kickass place on earth. Rich white college kids? yeah go to roxbury or southie and see what happens bud. Boston is the place where milkshakes are frappes, turn signals are blinkas, and water fountains are bubblers. absolutley no one goes on the duck tours. Besides the north end, almost everyone here is irish. any smart person would know to stay the fuck out of dorchester/roxbury/mattapan. no one calls it beantown. some people fake a boston accent but you can tell right away. we only have the accents when we yell. boston is the place where kids call their ma.."ma". it's area code is 617. boston one of the most chill cities to be in. papa gino's and dunkins are the best places to be for food. home of the hoodsie cup...and 99% of the people you meet dont have the boston accent. like i said, only when we're pissed off.
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That's all you gotta say (but apparently i gotta say more cuz the 20 letter minimum. Fuckers.)
That's all you gotta say (but apparently i gotta say more cuz the 20 letter minimum. Fuckers.)
Tourist: Boston's fuckin awesome
Us: What the fuck does "fuckin awesome" mean?
Tourist: ...
Us: Oh you mean wicked?
Us: What the fuck does "fuckin awesome" mean?
Tourist: ...
Us: Oh you mean wicked?
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