by Onepumpchump2000 July 12, 2019
Get the John Wilkes Boothmug. A father of many but true father of none. One night Mike was on a night out with his friends, with all of a sudden some lads tried picking a fight with the courageous Michael Booth. Luckily someone realised it was the great Michael Booth and they realised they where no match for his aura, strength, hippiness and sperm. The great Michael Booth has had many sons over the years with many different women, but none of those sons come close to Bill. The man now goes by a name Hippy Hank.
by anonymous January 21, 2025
Get the Michael Boothmug. by BigDGSE November 9, 2021
Get the Boothedmug. When one tries to rap but no strong points can be made. Mostly just a jumbled mismatch of shitty things that happened to them making for a downright depressing song or freestyles.
by Dabtillitslit February 12, 2023
Get the crying in the boothmug. by Father_Enderman December 5, 2022
Get the Ms. Boothmug. The most spazmodial being in the known universe. Extremely hostile when approached and will spit meaningless gibberish at you if you get too close. A Caleb can often be seen with it's hands in it's pockets standing underneath a tree smiling it's dumb bucktoothed smile. Not to be confused with a "nerd", a Caleb will get extremely triggered at this and would immediately rant on how it is not a "nerd" and most likely attack you with it's spaghetti arms. Famous for not being good at anything other than talking really fast, Calebs have been observed to get extremely jealous around people who are so much more clearly better than it is.
by An extremely concerned adult November 23, 2018
Get the Caleb Arthur Boothmug. The name you say after throwing something in the trash, or also known as the guy who killed Ryan Reynolds but who even cares am I right?
Steve: *throws paper in the trash whilst saying John wills booth*
Dave: dude who would you say John Wilkes booth
Steve: cause he never misses
Dave: I-
Dave: dude who would you say John Wilkes booth
Steve: cause he never misses
Dave: I-
by Lord shrek of Denver June 5, 2020
Get the John Wilkes boothmug.