Tarte Blanche

tahrt blanch, blahnch; tart blahnsh
The complete absence of restriction granted to any attractive intoxicated female who is desired by mostly everyone in any social situation. A exception from normal and acceptable behavior given to another person to do whatever she pleases, based solely on her desirable, and often slutty appearance.

That hot, drunk, chick dancing on the bar just knocked over everyone's drinks, puked a little and all of the guys are cheering for more and buying her more shots. I guess she's got tarte blanche tonight.

by flezmo April 21, 2011

The Universal Law of Balance

The inescapable cosmic principle that brings balance (read: disappointment) to life when things are going just a little TOO well for you.

I got a 98% on the math test I didn't study for, but The Universal Law of Balance made sure that I got a flat tire on the way home from school today. Fuck you, ULoB!

by jazequah March 15, 2011

blanco

Simply, the word in spanish for 'white'. Some people in Latin America call caucasian people blancos since we -latin ppl, are darker than them, and they're actually white!
So yeah, its not racist itself, but would be used in that way by negros.

mira a ese man allá, es super blanco!! "Look at that guy over there, he's very blanco!!"

by Leonela August 23, 2006

Blanche

to be extremely stoned, or high.

Whoa man, im sooo blanched right now.

by dopalope February 19, 2009

balance the checkbook

masturbating while taking a crap. thus making a deposit and a withdraw.

while watching porn and eating spicy nachos, andrew suddenly had to go balance the checkbook.

by ryfunk November 29, 2007

blanchet

as close to perfect as one can be. Flawless.

Wow, that chick is blanchet

by flyyyyyy May 8, 2008

blanc

Haitian term for a white person. Usually used to describe colonial oppressors of the past, such as the French. Blanc is French for the color white. Two variations are "petit-blanc," which is a benign white person who means no harm, and "blanc-blanc," which means a colonialist, a slave-driver or other oppressor.

George Bush's actions in Haiti pretty clearly classify him as a "blanc-blanc."

by the pope June 8, 2004