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Blob

A blob is a big fat human that cannot even get up due to their enormous weight gain.
I feel like a blob of jello- *urp* I'm going to burst...
by Dibberman December 20, 2022
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Janie has nice big blobs
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) December 1, 2023
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blob fart

1 A fart causing an accidental release of excrement.
2 A stupid or annoying person.
The new boss is a right blob fart.
by ThePillenwerfer July 26, 2023
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A blob or bloberto is defined as someone who is an untr00 and only focusses on studying and books. He often goes by the handle UOAT.
Wow, that kid in the library is a real blob. He has continuously been studying and reading books for the last 1 week and hasn't moved an inch. Some may also call the kid a UOAT
by 1eel August 2, 2023
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Amelia is a fat Blob
by Hejddodn September 16, 2023
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In politics, the Deep State, the government (especially the secret police and their business associates), the Empire, the Ruling Class. Probably derived from the book or horror movie in which a huge amoeba-like organism quickly eats and digests everything it comes into contact with.
Joe thought Mr. T was fighting the Blob, but now he thinks he's just part of it.
by anarcissie November 4, 2019
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An adjective for a polish 27 year old fresher going by the name of Isaac
Stop being such a blob
by The blob exterminator November 19, 2021
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