Blender

A 3D simulation/animation software made in 1995, made by Ton Roosendaal. It has been having updates for its 30 year lifespan, currently at update 4.4.3.

Tom: Hey, did you make that Blender simulation I told you?
Me: Yes, it took like an hour to render, but the video is in my downloads!

by DaCuberz June 23, 2025

Anal blender

A term used for when you insert various foods inside your asshole, plug a vibrator in and put it on the highest setting, thus effectively blending the food.

My uncle said I'd better behave or else he'll turn me into an anal blender.

by MillionIQBaby January 10, 2023

fuck blender

used by those who are entitled to a paid 3d program

deadass you just say it straight fuck blender

by schnitzel slayer 6969 June 5, 2022

Blender on

One's blender is not off.

Oh shit, I left my blender on!

by BlenderRunner July 19, 2015

Blender

Noun: An extended period of heavy partying fueled by copious amounts of cocaine.

Etymology: The term "blender" is created as a contraction of the words "blow" and "bender".

We might not hear from Charlie until Friday, he's currently sleeping off a 5-day blender.

by Hooked on Robonix December 4, 2023

Blender

a thing which you should never stick your dick in

Hey, put that out of the blender!

by lulululz May 23, 2016

Blender

Blender: A person that does not stand out. The person dress and act’s like the social standards require. He or She is not the type of people to do anything Spontaneous to change their looks.

“You’re such a blender Megan”

by Zelius August 8, 2019