Someone who fills their work with trendy academic or AI-generated buzzwords to sound smart, but the writing lacks coherence or depth. This person uses terms like 'synergy' or 'intersectionality' without context or understanding.
by Briton Phillip September 15, 2025

by Randguy6767776767 October 7, 2024

The corporate accountant became a champion swear blender the day she called that guy a f*cktarded douche-wipe.
by mzpiklz November 11, 2010

BLENDERED verb "to be blendered" is when you are emotionally attacked by the song Blender by 5 Seconds of Summer
person : ohh 5sos tweeted a link, i wonder what it’s for?
*clicks link*
“IS IT LONELY WHERE YOU ARE
ALL ACROSS THE ROOM-”
person: oh dammit i got blendered again :(
*clicks link*
“IS IT LONELY WHERE YOU ARE
ALL ACROSS THE ROOM-”
person: oh dammit i got blendered again :(
by wokeupinjapanrry July 30, 2022

When a female partner carries syphilys, and is on her period engages in a a sexual act where a penis acts as a blender producing a green and red substance in the woman’s uterus.
by Horsecock489 January 1, 2025

When you have a problem with something or someone, you throw it in “the Blender.” Basically telling someone and or the issue that your gonna blend it or fuck it up.
by anonymous May 18, 2025

A Black person who bleaches their skin, wears coloured contact lenses to assimilate to the Caucasian race
by Garms May 6, 2021
