Blimping

That sexual act of forcing air into the rectum, via mouth to rectum. Orally, bicycle pump, compressor, balloon. Hindenburging, Zepplining, air hogging

That dude really got blimped. Rough trade includes blimping.

by Dr. Jerry Bagel June 20, 2010

blehp

A modification of the word bleh. Used to show lack of interest and or boredom. Used when bleh itself just does not cut it.

<lame> So you gonna come to the party man?
<kooL> blehp

by rinmak January 21, 2004

bleeprin

Bleeprin is a combination of bleach and aspirin. It comes in the form of a white, chickpea-sized (or large-normal-pea-sized) pill. It is used to soften the effects of reading horrific badfic — the bleach erases the bad mental images, and the aspirin eases the headache. According to Meir Brin, this wonder-medicine is so generally spiffy that it also can cure social anxiety attacks. It is manufactured by the Mini-Aragogs in the basements of HFA. Within a few short weeks of its invention, Bleeprin easily replaced the time-honored but painful — and permanently crippling — custom of gouging one’s eyes out with a spork as the preferred way of dealing with badfic (banging one’s head against a doorpost is still widely in effect, however). Bleeprin comes in two other forms: Bleepto-Dismal and Bleepka.

Dear Eru, where's the Bleeprin? I need to forget THAT particular badfic.

by Agents Khora & Nikki, PPC, Department of Mary Sues: Rhapsody & Pern Division December 13, 2008

Blemish

When something is not up to standards.

Hey that coat your wearing is looking a little blemish.
Yea i was playing that new video game its a little blemish.

by t-yooooo November 14, 2009

Blimpediment

Short For Black Speech Impediment, Often Confused For Ebonics And/Or Negro Slang...

Blimpediments Can Be One Or Often All of The Following:

Slur Of Words - Thought To Be Sexy By Thick Women
Use Of Not Real Words - Such As Aight, Fo Shizzle, Dogg
Sounds Like Down Syndrome - Ah Man Im Tryna Fuck Shiiit
Sounds Like They Swallowed Their Lip - Theyre So Big
Consistent Licking Of Lips - Chapped And Ashy Aint Classy

(The List Continues... Look At Black People... You'll See)

by ImOldGregNigga October 29, 2008

Blimp

When a piece of peppering gets inside your dick hole when you pull out of the anus. The penis becomes infected and swells up to chode status.

After a week of backdoor entering, i got a blimp.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Blepplin

A blunt containing marijuana and hash.

That blepplin has a half quarter weed and a half quarter hash.

by Shawn Maglicic December 13, 2005