blarg

(v.) The action of shooting cough drops out of your ass at someone or something.

Chris, if you go blarg that hobo, I'll give you $5!!

by Du Rag April 2, 2005

blargen

anything that has to do with anything

whatcha doin?
blargen

by MRRR August 21, 2005

Blarg

The only answer to the question, "What's the good word?"

"Hey man! What's the good word?"

"Blarg"

by King Douchebag May 21, 2009

Blarg

1. A word used in any way shape or form. Whether it be verb, noun, or interjection!
2. A race of undesirable being from the Ratchet and Clank Universe.

1. You blarg'd my Battle Ship!/What in the name of blarg was that?/BLAAAHHRRRHGHGHGGGG!!
2. Those things smell worse than a blargians undershorts.

by tylah June 19, 2006

blargleflax

Used as an acute response to moments of stress, when there is an inability to coherently express onself in any other way. Also used as a substitution for a planet, simply adding a number.

For stressful situations - "Ack, no you can't see me naked! blargleflax!"

For planet usage - "That fucking hobo was crazy!! He must've been from Blargeflax-9!"

by iheartnihilism February 15, 2008

Blargasm

(n.) A male masturbatory orgasm with bad timing as the wanker is accidentally met with an unpleasant sight or sound.

A: Yeah, I shouldn't have turned my head to that grindcore band poster...it was a horrible blargasm.
B: Oh right, then try living next door to someone who watches Oprah and Richard Simmons everyday.

by Blargspeed April 19, 2009

blargenschmoof

In late 2008, a new word word was invented: the word blargenschmoof. This word was made by made by the man who also made neurg. More often however, the short version of this word is used, the word blarg. This word is used at a poin of aggravation or anger, in the place of a swear word, commonly used on XBox Live.

Jim: Horray, mongoose racecourse!

Gerry: Convoy!

Tyler: Let's go down this ramp, its the starting point.

Mike: shut up Tyler.

Mark: No, Jim! why did you fall off!?!?

Jim: AHHH NOOO!! Blargenschmoof!

by that guy who GIVE U CATS. July 12, 2009