boones

(1.) The headache one gets from drinking "Boone's Farm" wine-like beverages in excess.

(2.) A ficticious sexually transmitted disease about which one can complain thereby scare former sexual partners.

(1.) Shit, I got the fuckin' boones this morning.

(2.) Bonifa, I don't know who gave it to me, but I got the boones on my thing. They all red and they fuckin' hurt. You should get tested.

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

bonesman

A member of Skull and Bones, a Yale-based secret society.

America and the world is run by Bonesmen, or so I've heard.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Granite Bones

A person who has bones made of granite, implying that said person breaks everything he touches. See also hammer hands

Granite bones was here, now i have to fix everthing

by HumBabe March 6, 2005

Brookelle Bones

The coolest scene queen to ever walk the earth. Tons of people try to pose as her.

Hey, who's that awesome looking girl?

Oh, that's just Brookelle Bones.

by Queen of the Scenes May 31, 2011

boneshiner

(1) A person who wastes time chronically.
(2) A person who chronically Masturbates.
(3) Or, Both.

"What you mean you can't get your work done? You're just a freakin' boneshiner."

"Dude, y'all'r a professional boneshiner."

by Mike Melton June 11, 2006

Gay Bones

When something is gay to the core.

Either definition of gay can be used as long as it is extreme.

Keith: Dude where's Dietrich?

Eric: He can't hang out tonight, he's got work.

Keith: That's gay-bones.

Example 2

Glen: You hear Ricky Martin came out the closet?

Dave: No way

Glen: Yeah dude, total gay bones.

by amsarias February 22, 2011

neck bones

neckbones- black people soup;neckbones are usually boiled with potatoes and seasoned to perfection,and is usually eaten with cornbread.

open the pack of neck bones,put them in a pot of water,let the water boil,season the nec kbones,after the've boiled for about 45 minutes add potatoes.

neck bones are inexpensive unless you buy the family pack!

little girl-mama what you cookin' for dinner?
mama-some neck bones,potatoes,and cornbread now walk to the store and get a big pop for dinner.

(neck bones are most likely very meaty)

by sidney kinney July 3, 2006