Hammy bite

To chomp into a piece of food so the entire thing fits in your mouth (usually used in reference to large hamburgers). A Hammy Bite must be disgustingly amusing and done with such zeal that it can rarely be imitated.

"Did he just devour that burger while watching MSNBC?" "Yah, he took a Hammy bite alright!"

or

"What is Hernie doing to his food? What does he think it is, Tiger?" "No, he's just doing his usual Hammy bite."

by COLLEGIUM MEMBER X March 30, 2010

beans-bite

An obnoxiously large bite usually used when mooching food off of somebody

A beans-bite pisses almost everyone off

Beans: "hey dude can i have a bite?"

Cole: "alright but don't take a beans-bite"

.....

Cole: "asshole"

by hatredtrain May 10, 2010

two bite banana

A male member that matches the size of a banana that can be eaten in two bites.

Barbara: How was your date last night?
Candy: It was awful! He not only had a two bite banana, but he had a matching endurance.

by Joe Bogolotz August 9, 2015

bite my bird

Just another way to say "suck my dick", originated from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

"Hey man your shirt looks fuckin gay"

"Bite my bird dude"

by barbra Streisand June 5, 2016

bite that thang

For a man to engage in oral sex with a woman; cunnilingus.

Aye girl, I’m tryn bite that thang, bite that thang

by Picasowithapen November 22, 2017

Seth bite

When one has several layers of clothes on and still manages to get a cut/wound

The horse gave me a Seth bite when I tried to pet it

by I luv horses February 4, 2018

Debby bite

When someone asks for a taste of your food and instead of taking a nibble they take an enormous bite.

She asked for a taste of my grilled cheese sandwich, but she took a Debby bite and now it's almost all gone.

by Union Thug August 5, 2018