bent twig

a moron, possibly semi-retarded. Like the Indian in "Almost Heros" starring Chris Farley.

Could I get one of those bent twigs to carry out my groceries?

by Mainard February 4, 2007

Mandrel Bent

When a boner is supressed to the extent that it becomes miss shapen and deformed.

I got a boner in church and smashed down my package so the minister wouldn't see. Now I have a mandrel bent.

by Jamie Brown February 4, 2004

50 bent

The real name of rapper Fifty Cent

ND: "Mate 50 Cent is my Favourite Rapper"
Jim: Moar Leik 50 Bent Lol"

by Jim Hender December 4, 2007

get bent

to get wasted; to get tanked; to get crunked

person a: hey what did you do on new years?

person b: well i went to my friends house and got absolutely bent off of red bull and vodka.

by john January 1, 2005

bent nail

When your buddy comes up with a stupid trucker name

My buddy coleman calls him self bent nail

by Corkscrewtrucker April 10, 2018

Bent brim

A way idiot rednecks wear their hats.

Look at the idiot wearing a bent brim hat.

by Slammingcool August 6, 2016

bent wookie

A curved or bent penis.

I was gonna get with that guy, then he pulled out a bent wookie and I was like, "no thanks".

by ForeverZero September 23, 2006