Meat Beater

Some little geeky nerd who plays with himself and smiles cheesily all th etime. You always catch him with his hands around his crotch or somethin

You little meat beater, get your fuckin hands outta your pants.

by Eratic Dreamer May 27, 2004

woman beater

If your name is chris you might be a woman beater.

Hey chris can i have an autograph.
Boom drives women in the face.

Chris Brown Woman Beater
Chris Jericho Woman Beater

by mitch morrisseau February 11, 2009

Bested

1: To be owned like a little school girl, preferably on your own host (see halo the game)
2: To be taken advantage of

1:You got bested on your own host? tsk tsk...
2:
Nikkah 1:Damn bro i got bested down at the dollar store today, that nikkah charged me $1.07 with tax
Nikkah 2:what da hell is dis tax shit?

by JeffGodofALL August 16, 2004

bejeweled

A term used when expressing that someone was totally pwned, or morally defecated upon.

Halonub1: *Camping in corner with shotty*

Halonub2: *Ninja's Halonub1*

Muahahaha, get bejeweled, bk!

by Jeezus Chryst October 28, 2009

Madison Egg Beater

A Madison Egg Beater is where you are doing a girl doggy style and really cramming it in to her, but decide you want to stick it up her ass. As you are cramming her ass, you get a nice lougie ready in your mouth and when you are about to ejaculate you flip her over, hock the lougie into her mouth and then shoot your load into her mouth as well; making the jism and lougie look like an egg on the stove. Now take your dick and ram it into her mouth and swirl it around like an egg beater.

I brought this bitch home last night from the bar and really wanted to pound it from behind. She begged for it in the ass and I obliged, but then I decided I wanted to give her a Madison Egg Beater- the dumb bitch swallowed it all!

by the squirter September 25, 2010

BESTEST BEST FRIEND

A dude or chick that'll give you a dollar, sit with you on the bus, and one who you can fart in front of.

he gave me a dollar for nothing. He's my bestest best friend

by SIR MUTT tmf October 20, 2008

hoe-beater

An object used to beat off approaching hoes to those guys who are a "fucking great catch". Some forms of the hoe-beater glow red in the oncoming presence of a hoe. Use caution when approaching a suspected hoe. Hoes are detremental to your health.

Warning: Does not prevent or protect against STD's if said hoe does come into contact with you.

Side note: There has been talk of "Left for Head" game in which you use hoe-beaters and fashion weapons from sex toys and dildos to attack hoes in the upcoming hoe apocalypse.

"I never leave home without my hoe-beater."

"When Snooki approached me, I just pulled out my hoe-beater."

by staciekins86 May 23, 2011