Beatard

Someone who knows everything there is to know about the Beatles...sometimes much more than is ever needed to know

My friend even knows what religion each of the Beatles were...he's such a Beatard!

by The Original Beatard October 22, 2009

no behalf

An always funny, always witty, sarcastic phrase to yell or say after somebody has mentioned something such as "on behalf of. . .".
First used by the morning crew on 107.9 WSRZ, a popular radio station on Florida's suncoast; "no behalf" has gained national use.

spokesperson for BP oil: "On behalf of BP oil, we would like to extend apologies. . ."
reporter: "NO BEHALF!"

by your_namehere January 18, 2008

Behady

A group of skateboarders who mostly reside in and around Lansing Michigan. They often refer to themselves as the "Behady Mob" or to a single member as a "Behady goon" (or just simply "goon".) Their skill in skateboarding apparently doesn't transfer over to their schooling. Most of the members of Behady didn't go any form of higher education, some didn't even finish high school. Because of this, most of them have working class jobs and can often be seen asking friends and occasionally strangers for money. Their local hub, also referred to as the "Behady Trap", is Ranny Skatepark on the boarder of Lansing and East-Lansing. Quite a couple people dislike Behady, but most tend to keep it to themselves.

Person 1: I saw Behady up at Ranny skatepark yesterday.
Person 2: They're assholes

by MSPF February 28, 2013

Expedition Behavior

This term refers to being on your best behavior when doing bad ass masculine shit like climbing rugged peaks so people put up with you and don't push you off a cliff.
There are many unspoken rules of good Expedition Behavior such as:
Don't fart in the tent.
Try to retain some hygiene- other people have to look at and smell you.
Don't be a lazy ass- carry your own weight.
Don't be cocky.

Joe was not on his best Expedition Behavior. He chewed his ramen with his fucking mouth open, smelled like a rotten llama, and bitched about his hangnail while we were summiting the north face of K2. Therefore Joe is no longer with us- he never made it down the mountain and there were no witnesses.

by fuzzywuzzy242 November 15, 2010

behanchod

sister fucker

one who fucks your sis is called behnchod

by zubair November 17, 2003

Toolish Behavior

An act that is completely absurd, something that only a tool would do.

Guy 1: Is that guy really trying to show off his six-pack?

Guy 2: Toolish behavior, thats what it is.

by Datson December 9, 2008

Panhandling Behavior

Murdering someone close to you with no expectation of getting away with it.

Don’t go to that part of Florida, there’s been a lot of panhandling behavior over that way.

by MissJF May 17, 2018