When one over-indulges with alcohol and drugs at home alone. Generally a combination of three drugs is required for a true self bender.
Also known by the slang form "spender"
Also known by the slang form "spender"
by -JPA- November 6, 2006
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"Dude I got in such a Tinder-bender last night. I found this smoking hot chick on Tinder and invited her over. When she got there, she looked like she fell from and ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... and I STILL hit it."
by bigr3000 October 20, 2014
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by Abizaga September 4, 2006
Get the Disciples of Bender mug.Bender, a drunkfest that lasts from at least 4 days to 2 weeks, possibly more. Not the character from Futurama, not a gay dude, leave it alone you homophobes.
by Matt4211 May 9, 2006
Get the bender mug.A robot from Futurama who drinks to replenish his fuel cells and smokes because it makes him look cool. He steals, lies and is generally selfish.
His best friend and room mate is Fry.
Bender fears magnets as they turn him into a country singer which he secretly likes anyway.
His top ten most uttered words are:
10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass
He also once sold his body and subsequently stole it back off Richard Nixon's head.
Also appeared on TV and campaigned against himself for being on TV.
Also acted as God for a race of tiny people for a short while and then met God which was a talking galaxy
His best friend and room mate is Fry.
Bender fears magnets as they turn him into a country singer which he secretly likes anyway.
His top ten most uttered words are:
10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass
He also once sold his body and subsequently stole it back off Richard Nixon's head.
Also appeared on TV and campaigned against himself for being on TV.
Also acted as God for a race of tiny people for a short while and then met God which was a talking galaxy
Fry: Goodnight Bender
Bender: Goodnight Fry *eye cover goes down* Kill All Humans, Kill All Humans
Fry: Bender, Bender
Bender: Wah?
Fry: Do you have a bathroom?
Bender: A what?
Fry: A bathroom
Bender: huh?
Fry: Ah forget it
Bender: *goes back to sleep* Hey sexy moma, wanna kill all humans
Bender: Goodnight Fry *eye cover goes down* Kill All Humans, Kill All Humans
Fry: Bender, Bender
Bender: Wah?
Fry: Do you have a bathroom?
Bender: A what?
Fry: A bathroom
Bender: huh?
Fry: Ah forget it
Bender: *goes back to sleep* Hey sexy moma, wanna kill all humans
by William Spencer December 30, 2008
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by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018
Get the Gender Blender mug.A hate word used to describe Mexican or Spanish people. Usually used against illegal mexican aliens.
by Kyle Kuhn July 20, 2008
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