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starfish the bed

The Act of spreading one's arms and legs in bed, taking up as much room as possible.
As soon as she gets up for work I starfish the bed.
by mantrum November 22, 2017
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Bed-posting

The masturbatory act of propping oneself against a bedpost, couch, or bedside and rubbing the clothed penis against it repeatedly, in order to illicit an initial pleasure and an eventual intense, (or otherwise) ejaculation into the seams of the underpants. This, being usually an early form of conventional masturbation, does not at first neccesarily illicit ejeculation. Rather intense feelings of pleasure. Once sexual maturity is reached, and in the rare case the masturbator has not moved on to conventional masturbation, the ejaculation becomes a natural part of the bed-posting process. Most bed-posters move on to conventional masturbation before age 13, but in rare cases, continue well into their teens.
That girl was so hot, I had to go home and start bed-posting to her image.
by Sean of old July 31, 2010
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Bed Rat

A Bed Rat is an insult used to tell someone they look like something close to a cockroach or bed bug, that they have wide eyes and overall look like an invasive type of rat.
"Tyler you look like a bed rat you fucking creep"
by f1zzys0d4 July 15, 2021
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crapping the bed

Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test
Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test

He sure crapped the bed on that test

So far im crapping the bed on this unit
by crooxtor January 31, 2014
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bed the bone

tucking your boner into your waistband, it needs to sleep
homie 1: "yeah I need to bed the bone, it's been up all day."
homie 2: "go to a fucking doctor"
by thisisaregret July 14, 2017
mugGet the bed the bonemug.

ghetto bed

"He's in there lying on his ghetto bed playing video games." "Ben hit that thing up in the spare room on a ghetto bed."
by Bensjammin September 21, 2011
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worm bed

slang name for a females vagina
Hey man you dug around in that girls wormbed yet?
by wormbed scratchin mother May 13, 2004
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