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Bed Crumbs

noun
small fragments of miscellaneous particles found in between the sheets of an untidy bed.
bed crumbs can be caused by a number of things, such as
-eating in bed
-NOT WIPING YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU CLIMB IN
-dumping glitter on your sheets
-letting homeless people sleep in your bed
-being slutty
(often found in the beds of sloppy people and college dormitories)
-When you're eating puff pastries in bed, and later that night, you're sleeping in a pile of irritating globs of food - bed crumbs!

-When someone has been walking outside barefoot, then climbs underneath your covers, and shards of dirt, sand and dry leaves are transferred to your freshly made bed - bed crumbs!

Use it in a sentence!
-"Don't put your feet on my bed, I don't want any bed crumbs."
-"Ew! Someone was eating applesauce in my bed, and now I have stinky bed crumbs!"
-"You know it's time to wash your sheets when you start to get bed crumbs."
by MichAlva February 18, 2009
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bed bug broad

a woman who's entire existence is fucked up,disorganized,dirty,lacking any common sense,no knowledge of fashion, nervous & totally manic.
That Diane is a fucking bed bug broad.
by The Flying Sicilian March 22, 2010
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Bed wanker

One who masterbates in bed then rolls around repeatedly in one bodly fluid.
Dude you're a filthy bed wanker, full of crusty cum.
by The forbidden sacrifice. March 9, 2011
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breakfast and bed

when u stay up all night and then go to sleep after eating breakfest
That last new year's eve party was a breakfast and bed for me
by b to the rizzle May 11, 2007
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Left 4 Bed

A scary freaking video based on Left 4 Dead. It uses sound bites from the game to make it sound like Bill and Louis are having rough sex.
"Hey, I showed my girl Left 4 Bed, and she got the urge."
"how'd it go?"
"Well, like the vid :)"
"gross"
by Jykcor January 31, 2009
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Warm the Bed

The act of farting in bed in order to provide a more inviting environment for one's partner.
Please warm the bed for me baby. Did you have nachos for lunch?
by Dark Chocolate V2 June 19, 2011
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Bed Skirt

A vagina that has been stretched so much it resembles or, in some extreme cases, can be mistaken for a bed skirt.
Oh, Alice! I can't find the remote control. I think I left it in your bed skirt.

Alice, I love you but your pussy is a big red bed skirt.
by AmichaelG1 January 2, 2010
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