shoot darn beans on a stick

Something went wrong, or, something didn't happen

Shoot darn beans on a stick, I didn't get to crunk last night

by AutumnC October 24, 2006

Benson

The next step up from toolshed in the tool family of insults. Indicates an individual that has an air of extremely unwarranted arrogance and is supremely annoying. Stems from the tool company shown in the popular prime-time sit-com from the 90's, Home Improvement.

Person 1: Man, that Winston is a real fucktard.

Person 2: Yeah , he's a Benson.

by Tatersalad1246 May 22, 2007

beason

1. a word made up on Sydney S's birthday that relates to the movie Bee Season, but with out the extra 'e' and 's'. 2. Can mean everything in the world good or bad
3. A name for someone.
4. A ridiculous fucking word for blaze when you're drunk.

"DUDE! that shit is so fuckin beason!"
"hey Beason"
"omzg fi;m sop0 fucfked up lsets go beason!"

by beauxbijou March 16, 2008

Barry B. Benson

deceased

Barry B. Benson: Deceased

by peepee expander December 6, 2020

Benson

Benson: (n) (adj)
1. Something that legitimises a severe bucknor.

Also see bucknor

Usage: First they bucknored me and then they bensoned it! I am toast!!

by mojorocks January 14, 2008

bensons

slang terminology for squares bitch

you pass my my bensons i want to smoke the shit out of a benson.

by benson man 2001 August 13, 2008

Branson

To be hit in the head with more than one of the plastic tubs used at the airport for luggage screening.

Quit bothering me or I’ll Branson you with these tubs.

by ganger2 February 19, 2017