battle troll

N. A large, ugly female that usually cohabitates with smaller, more attractive female companions. The battle troll is typically a hairy mouth-breather that is a backup offensive guard for the local university's football team. A battle troll will become larger, uglier and hairer the more you drink. The heinous cackle of a battle troll will make any virile young man's testicles retreat into the stomach for safety.

She will never procreate because her vagina looks like a gorilla salad.

Gertrudle, the local battle troll has fat rolls that spill over the bar stool, protecting her attractive friends in a force field of repugnance.

by Pardovich July 23, 2008

Batman complex

When you do alot of good in the world, but you know that it will gain you many enemies so you shun much of public life. You gove up relationships, have an uneasy relationship with family, and you build up your body and your mind every day for the fight every knight

So why doesn't John ask Stephanie out?
Oh he cares too much about her. With his Batman complex, he knows that she will never be safe

by Jfredrick December 23, 2014

yuppie battle pants

A pair of pants with excessive cargo and utility pockets that also convert into shorts by unzipping the legs. Often comes in a variety of shades of khaki and with other urban warfare necessities such as elastic cuffs and key loops.

When it got too hot, Nads impressed everyone by converting his yuppie battle pants into shorts. Oh, how prepared!

by Stuck in Yupville May 1, 2006

Batman Returns

is a 1992 action film directed by Tim Burton and a sequel to 1989's Batman. It starred Michael Keaton, Danny Devito, Michelle Pfeiffer & Christopher Walken.

The plot is about a corrupt Gotham businessman Max Shreck (Walken) and the phychotic Penguin (midget Devito) plotting to take control of Gotham city, while the introduction of the tormented and sexually frustrated Selina Kyle and her transformation into Catwoman, Batman must fight both while controlling his urges of lust.

It is a mystery to if the Penguin was a virgin, the most common idea is he may have had relations with the penguins in the sewer.

Batman Returns was a finacial sucess despite it's more dark gothic style, It
became fashionable in the early 90's to wear batman shirts.

by Telko January 23, 2009

BatSlap

With your ball sack stretched over the mouth and nose of the receiver you then grab the base of your cock and slap them between the eyes and forehead with the tip. Works best when erect or semi pudged.

Zach: Dude did you see that? I BatSlapped LB so hard it left a red mark on her forehead.

Tom: That was so funny!

Chris: Awesome

by Bat-Wing March 23, 2009

The Battle Cats

The Battle Cats is a tower defense game made PONOS. The game consists of battling enemies with cats.

I like The Battle Cats

by Tao The Cat April 4, 2020

Wank battle

The act of messaging back and forth between two people, sending pictures of five people the other finds attractive while masturbating, until somebody ejaculates, winning the wank battle.

Dude, Kyle and I were wank battling last night for hours, and just when I thought it would be a draw he sent a picture of Jenna Jameson and I finished and won the wank battle.

by D10N_CB3 July 21, 2021