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Bastiaan

An older gentleman who proudly announces he’s sent you a digital email, as if there’s still a paper version floating around somewhere. Known for treating email like it’s a new invention and using it like a fax machine with feelings.

Says “I’ve sent a digital email” like he just discovered electricity.
Prints out emails to “make sure they arrived.”
Thinks CC stands for “Can Confirm.”
"Bastiaan told me he sent a digital email and asked if I received it by post. I said yes, via the year 1998."
by Bardo89 August 29, 2025
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basting

Basting (verb/noun)
bast•ing | /ˈbeɪ.stɪŋ/

The act of excessively praising or promoting a person, group, or idea by falsely or prematurely attributing to them the qualities of being "based" (and often "redpilled"), usually when evidence suggests they are anything but.

(Internet slang) Reusing the drippings/runoff from an enthusiastic glazing session (i.e., heavy, often sycophantic hype) to artificially coat the subject in an additional layer of perceived basedness, making them appear juicier and more authentic than they actually are.
“Stop basting that politician; he’s folded on every issue he claimed to stand for.”

“The whole thread is just his fans basting him after that mid take—pure glaze runoff.”
by Edwin Binney December 17, 2025
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basting

The act of excessively praising or promoting a person, group, or idea by falsely or prematurely attributing to them the qualities of being "based" (and often "redpilled"), usually when evidence suggests they are anything but.

(Internet slang) Reusing the drippings/runoff from an enthusiastic glazing session (i.e., heavy, often sycophantic hype) to artificially coat the subject in an additional layer of perceived basedness, making them appear more authentic than they actually are.
“Stop basting that politician; he’s folded on every issue he claimed to stand for.”

“The whole thread is just his fans basting him after that mid take—pure glaze runoff.”
by Edwin Binney December 17, 2025
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Ty Bastin

A douche bag man, a fucking douche, but a cool douchebag. Pretty chill as fuck.
Ty Bastin is a nice guy who can be an asshole at the same time but be mellow about it.
by Gaylord2017 September 2, 2017
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Turkey Basting

When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man
"There goes Patrick, yeah, he's got a thing for turkey basting."
by I.made.dis September 2, 2018
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Nerf Bastion

You say it when somebody want's to be BAsstion in the game overwatch
Him: I'll be Bastion.

Her: NERF BASTION
by Subscribe2pewdiepie.pls December 4, 2018
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shrimp basting

Dipping your penis in warm water that is mixed with oil and spices to help with lubrication.
Caught my brother shrimp basting with my dad’s favorite pasta pot last night.
by Shrimpington March 16, 2019
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