bartering

(v). to offer a BJ or BJs in exchange for merchandise.

Jow was bartering with AG to get the Reactor he had been wanting.

by noice87 February 21, 2012

barter

V. (-ed) to burp and fart simultaneously (at the same time)

Tim: Yo, dumbass, what was that?

Clark: Oh, my bad, I bartered

by Mark Cav April 26, 2006

Backseat bartending

The action of drinking alcohol or mixing drinks in the back seat of the car because buying drinks in the club is just too damn expensive.

"Lets go back to the car for some backseat bartending."

by TheRedCrayon November 14, 2011

bartel

Someone that lives off of their parents until they inherit the family wealth.

Bartel said "I dont need a job my parents give me an allowance"!

by AHAHAHAHA!! September 9, 2011

bartymoe

Trick frequently played by Bart Simpson in The Simpsons in which he calls up Moe's Tavern and asks Moe for someone whose name is a double entendre. Bart sneaks it past him by giving Moe the person's alleged surname first. (Funniest example is when he gets Moe to ask for a Hugh Jass ... and someone else takes the phone ...,)

Bart (on phone to Moe's): Hello, I'm looking for someone called Hugginkiss, first name Amanda?
Moe (into tavern): Hey, do we have Amanda Hugginkiss? I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss!
(Bart and the customers roll on the floor laughing, while Moe fumes.)

I played a bartymoe on the girl in Larry's Bar, the other day. She was so stupid it actually worked.

by Fearman August 5, 2007

bartender daddy

a girl or female or woman

dat gurl was a bartender daddy

by dalilgangsta192 November 25, 2010

Bartender in the bedroom

A sentence people use to describe there ruff drunk sex with the bartender they just met at the bar.

Wise old man: So what did you do last night

Crazy Trash: Oh I just had the Bartender in the bedroom
Wise old man: You should not be doing that young one. Now get back in the trunk

by Ilikeyankingyochain99 October 8, 2011